Mitch Hedberg Quotes

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg

A guy told me he liked cherries. I waited to see if he was going to say 'tomato' before I realized he liked cherries, just. - Mitch Hedberg

...and then at the end of the letter I like to write P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. - Mitch Hedberg

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