Erma Bombeck Quotes

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

- Erma Bombeck

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Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on." - Erma Bombeck

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. - Erma Bombeck