Emo Philips Quotes
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. 
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
- Emo Philips
