Punchline Quotes

When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna. - Nicki Minaj

These cats drink champagne and toast to death and pain, like slaves on a ship talking about who's got the flyest chain. - Talib Kweli

The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. - Talib Kweli

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline. - Demetri Martin

Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour. - Matt Groening

It's not easy to act, but to direct to act. It goes form one place to the next. It's not heading for the punchline, and also it's not about scoring goals. It's about passing the ball, and the goals will come by themselves. - Gael Garcia Bernal

In the face of severe partisan divisions, a still floundering economy, and two foreign wars, yes we can is at risk of becoming this generation's a chicken in every pot. That is, a punchline rather than a political affirmation. - Thomas J Whalen

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline. - Lydia Lunch

And it's laughter that I hear when I close my eyes
And it's one more punchline I forgot to learn
I call you up when my bottle's dry
I'm on my way to crash and burn. - Sheryl Crow